Idiot of the Year
by Bob Barr

Radio talk show host and former Congressman Bob Barr recently announced the winner of the dubious title "Idiot of the Year." After searching the world high and low throughout 2004 for idiots of all kinds, Barr named Stevens Creek School Principal Patricia Vidmar of Los Angeles, California the 2004 Idiot of the Year.

Vidmar made headlines in 2004 for banning the teaching materials, including excerpts from the Declaration of Independence, of fifth-grade teacher Steven William--claiming the religious content of the materials violated the Separation Clause of the Constitution.

Full Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6578096/

In announcing the awards, Barr said, There is never a shortage of idiots, but, Principal Vidmar takes the cake! The idea that quotes from the Declaration of Independence are unconstitutional is absolute non-sense and shows political correctness gone full circle.

Barr also named nine Idiot of the Year runners up, in order were:

2nd Place - Puyallup School District in Washington State for canceling Halloween because it is considered disrespectful to witches.

Full Story: http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=184701&page=1

3rd Place - Benton County, Oregon for banning all marriages because he was confused over whether it was legal to issue marriage certificates for same sex couples.

Full Story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3564893.stm

4th Place - Livermore City Council in California for offering spelling-challenged artist Maria Alquilar (see 5th Place Award) another $6,000 to correct misspellings on a $40,000 library mosaic.

Full Story: http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2004/10/07/mural_spelling041007.html

5th Place - Artist Maria Alquilar who misspelled eleven words (including the names of Einstein, Shakespeare, Van Gogh and Michelangelo) on a library mosaic and then refused to make corrections citing the nasty messages from upset locals.

Full Story: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi%3Ffile=/c/a/2004/10/09/MNGSK96KS21.DTL

6th Place - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld for allowing his signature to be auto-penned on condolence letters to the families of military personnel killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Full Story - http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/19/rumsfeld.signature/

7th Place - Mexico City Dentist Reynaldo Mendez who pulled out a running chainsaw as a joke on a patient stating, This won't hurt a bit. The patient had a heart attack and died and Mendez has been charged with second degree murder.

Full Story: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/ohio/entertainment/columnists/porters_people/7925818.htm

8th Place - Robert Gulley who showed up drunk to apply for job as a Washington State Patrol officer. He was subsequently ticketed when he tried to drive off the police parking lot.

Full Story: http://www.kron4.com/Global/story.asp?S=1778570

9th Place - Superior Court Judge John D. Harris who allegedly made advances on a rape victim after the sentencing hearing for the womans attacker.

Full Story: http://www.nbc4.tv/news/3002398/detail.html

10th Place - Target for banning Salvation Army bell ringers from the doors of Target stores during Christmas citing a corporate policy against solicitors.

Full Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6708024/

Bob Barrs Laws of the Universe airs on Sundays from 6:00-8:00 PM EST. The talk show, a light hearted look at the world of politics, airs Sunday evenings and is carried nationwide on the Radio America Network.


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